It’s like watching a scary movie. You’re hands cover your face but your fingers are just slightly separated because you can’t look away from the horror in front of you. Brace yourself because Reader’s Digest released not one but two articles that cover restaurant tips, tricks, and painfuly true food handling practices that will make you think twice next time you dine out.
Some of my personal (un)favorites:
“At a lot of restaurants, the special is whatever they need to sell before it goes bad. Especially watch out for the soup of the day. If it contains fish or if it’s some kind of “gumbo,” it’s probably the stuff they’re trying to get rid of.”
And they jack up the price 1.5 times the most expensive item to drive this point home, how clever.
“Now that I’ve worked in a restaurant, I never ask for lemon in a drink. Everybody touches them. Nobody washes them. We just peel the stickers off, cut them up, and throw them in your iced tea.”
Don’t let the citrus from the lemon fool you into thinking that most viruses and bacteria are still killed off, consider this their breeding ground.
They direct you to their website for a reason.
“If you ask me how many calories are in a particular dish, I’m not allowed to tell you even if I know. I’m supposed to say, ‘All that information is available online.’”
And here we were fooling ourselves, indulging in Houston’s spinach and artichoke dip, blissfully ignorant to the idea that the waitress didn’t give you the calorie count when you ordered it since you probably would need to take 6 Lipitor afterward.
“Some places buy salad dressings in one-gallon jars, then add a few ingredients, like a blue cheese crumble or fresh herbs, and call it homemade on the menu.”
Similar situation with the homemade cookies you bring to your office during the holidays and secretly bless the spirit of Nestlé Tollhouse for their buttery goodness.
“Even at the best breakfast buffet in the world, 99 times out of 100, the big pan of scrambled eggs is made from a powder.”
That’s very upsetting, so much for the power breakfast.
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