So apparently you can’t eat anything anymore ever. Because more likely than not you will get salmonella and die.
Since the contaminated spinach chaos in late 2006, we’ve learned that salmonella has evolved to become an equal opportunity contaminator.. either that, or the FDA’s regulatory practices have become so lax that maybe the government should take the heavily taxed AIG bonuses to do some real work at the FDA.
Setton Farms, the second largest pistachio processor in the nation, is recalling 1 million pounds of pistachios, now added onto the list of food to fear along with many varieties of peanut butter.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/03/30/health/main4905228.shtml
And joining the crew are Uncle Chen’s spices produced by the Union International Food Company (a California-based company; coincidentally, so is Setton Farms).
http://www.kcra.com/news/19053047/detail.html
Either this is a huge conspiracy amongst the little microbes to take over the world like the Keebler elves have tried to do for so long or the FDA is finally shedding light (by pretending to do something) on how unbelievably corrupt and useless they have been all these years. Though the prior would make for a great Family Guy episode, the latter is probably more accurate.
The truth is, the food industry is one that will always continue to grow and, unless we outsource all of our food production, will most likely never need a bailout because.. well, people need to eat. I’m sure the people that had to take two weeks off of work after getting sick from salmonella are thrilled that the government has found the one division of itself where the truly incompetent remain employed.